Friday, 4 May 2012

Dictionary - Alex

Intro - Greet reader and thank them for taking time to read

Hello, you little rapscallion. I'd just like to say a big thank you to all of our readers for their continued enrolment in the list that is Alexnpaddy readers. I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

Para 1 - Talk about the new words I have learnt

In the last couple of months I have learnt a few new words, and because I am an incredibly dry person I think I'll use them as the basis for this paragraph. I'm just going to tell you what the words our, to tell you what they mean would be to ruin the fun of discovering new words! Word number one is "obsequious". Word number two is "countenance". Word number three is "hyperbole". And saving the best for last, number four is "abhorrence". the only clue you are getting is that you probably feel a strong sense of abhorrence towards me and Paddy.

Para 2 - Apologise

Now I would like to apologise to you, whilst I may have broadened your vocabulary by four very swanky words, I haven't provided you with much in the way of light entertainment. So to make up for that, here is a picture.


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