Loose cannon - Alex

Well yesterday Patrick dropped the first ever proper swear word on Alexnpaddy (to my knowledge). I gasped in horror when I read it, I thought he was better than that. But he appears to have tackled the rules head on and in doing so attained a head injury that made him think swearing was allowed. He's exactly the sort of loose cannon who would drive around a city centre handing out money or instead of buying domestic goods for his mother would buy thousands of pounds worth of toys. But that isn't anyone in particular, I'm only kidding, I'm talking about Mario Balotelli. And on that note here is a picture of Patrick with Balotelli's hair cut.