Super is a very strong word, the type of word that if you describe something as super, then it better be at least noticeably above average. Super glue is what has made me question the use of the word "super". I was forced to use super glue in order to fix a small ceramic ornament which my hapless cleaner managed to break in a fit of carelessness. But being the playful son of a gun that I am I decided to let myself loose in the kitchen and utility room area with the super glue. The result of my super glue spree was not great deals of satisfaction, instead I was left with a feeling of emptiness in my heart*. You'll no doubt want to know what I glued together... Well... I glued four empty coke cans together, I glued my fingers together (and it really hurt when I pulled them apart again), I then glued to bottoms of my feet together and finally I glued a screw top bottle lid to the top of the bottle, so that no one would ever be able to open the bottle! But the bottle lid came off easily, my feet hardly stuck together and the cans are flimsily stuck together. Super glue? yeah right.
*Although I have that all of the time.
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