Passion breeds heart problems - Alex

The title, I should make clear, has no backing from the scientific community whatsoever. It is just something I thought of yesterday evening. I was watching the Manchester United game and oh my golly gosh, your heart takes a beating. I turn it on 15 minutes late to find that one of the best football teams in the world are already 1-0 down. My heart didn't like that, but the antidote was fairly swift in it's delivery. A decent performance and then an equaliser showed that we were certainly able of getting the result we expected, the result we were more than capable of getting. Fast forward half an hour and BOOM 2-1 to the United, surely it was plain sailing from there. Well guess what? 80 seconds later I was left with any hope crushed. I'm not exaggerating when I say that my  belief and confidence was drained from my body in an instant and replaced with anxiety. Heat thumping, nail biting and rocking too and fro anxiety. Poised on the edge of my sofa I watched the rest of the game unfold and nothing else happened. So to summarise I spent a good few hours of my life, probably took a day off of my life expectancy due to stress, and all for a frickin' two all draw with Benfica. Worth it? Well is THIS item of lingerie worth £249?

No. (My sister showed my that, I wasn't just randomly looking at womens underwear) It especially isn't worth it with christmas coming up, I need to spend my money on gifts. I've already got one of my female friends a shewee. I don't know why I felt the need to tell you it was a female I bought the shewee for, I think anyone could deduce that a female urination funnel is most likely to be purchased for a lady. If I did give it to a bloke for a christmas present I'd be a bit of a twonk. Actually, on that note, I would like a christmas present from you please. I give you the bi-daily pleasure of my witty, insightful and honest blogs so I think I deserve something back.

Dear Santa,
                  For christmas I would please like the readers of my blog to keep on reading for long into the future, because I quite like watching the little view counter go up week after week. It makes me feel like a super star.

Lots of love from

Alex P