de Hair- Paddy

This chap is David de Gea. He is, according to wikipedia, a Spanish footballer who plays for Manchester United as a goalkeeper. He is also, according to Alex and I, the owner of one of the best hairstlyes in football. I myself am currently considering getting my hair cut in such a way that, if styled using a matte wax, it would look not dissimilar to the mighty quiff of de Gea. In fact, today at lunch Alex armed himself with a can of hairspray and tried to style my hair into a quiff. It failed. It was too long so I ended up looking less like de Gea and more like this:

 Also due to the length of my hair, the spray was not strong enough to maintain a fully vertical hold on the style and it drooped back down into its usual positioning on my face. However, all is not lost in the quest for me to get some quiffing good action going on! In exactly 1 week I shall be going to the place where your hair gets cut in exchange for payment and my currently long head of hair shall be snipped and combed and trimmed down into a far more style-able length. This will mean I can de Gea it up and will therefore suddenly become irresistable to members of the opposite sex. Especially those members of the opposite sex who have fetishes for quiffs or David de Gea.
I'm going to finish this blog now, leaving you with the knowledge that within a couple of days the notorious ******* will be the second guest blogger on Alex 'n' Paddy.


PS the title is a pun, de Gea is pronounced de Haya which sounds a tad like Hair. The blog is about de Gea's hair so I thought it'd be hilarious to do that. I was probably wrong.

PPS I did reveal the name of our guest initially, but Alex censored it to build anticipation for his/her post tomorrow. Be excited.