Male spooning - Alex

Over the next short blog I shall be attempting to answer the question: Male spooning, necessity or luxury? As Patrick made clear to you I spent the weekend in a forest with other people who I get to climb a mountain with. As one of three men (boys) in our team I was lumped with the other two knuckle dragging penis bearing individuals as a tent buddy. I managed to get myself one of the sides as opposed to awkwardly sleeping in the middle. The one big problem that did arise though is spooning. No matter what happens the person in the middle has to either stare at another mans face from 2 inches or spoon with them. As it happened in the middle of the night all three of us ended up facing the same way, making a "spoon train". A bit like the "lol train", only with one subtle difference. I now have dinner and then I'm more than certain I'll fall asleep instantly. Speak to you lot on Tuesday :)