Cold- Paddy

Today, was cold. I decided that today, instead of wearing a hoody, I'd wear my coat to college to keep me warmer. I made the wrong desicion. I should have worn both. That may just about have kept me warm today. I'm not sure what I'm going to do when it gets really cold though, probably add a scarf or hat to my ensemble to try and maintain a positive body temperature. I imagine you all think I'm being a bit of a wimp, it was only 8 celsius, and where you live I'm sure you routinely go out in temperatures of down to -23 degrees in flip flops and shorts. Well, in answer to your wimp-based accusations, I'm going to agree with you. I am a wimp, but you know what? I don't care! The cold is bad! When I come to power I'm going to outlaw temperatures below 15 degrees. Thats how much I hate the cold, I would be willing to battle to power of the seasons and the climate to prevent myself getting more than a little chilly. If I can't beat the seasons, I'll stop myself getting cold in other ways like doing everythig inside! Incidently, the lack of cold is one of the only benefits to playing football inside, no longer do I have to get up and drive for an hour to play a game that kicks off at 9am in the middle of december when its only 3 degreesa and get beaten 5-0. No, now I can get beaten 5-0 at a reasonable hour, in the warm and in less than 30 minutes. All about the convinient thrashings.I shall go now, and put on a second pair of socks. I'll see you on thursday.