Gangster - Alex

Today I have spent a lot of time wishing I was a very wealthy gang leader, with an unparalleled arsenal and huge respect in da hood. But then that's because I'm super excited for Saints Row: The Third. It has literally glamorised the gangster lifestyle to such an extent that I think I'd be happy to ditch middle class British life for it. Aaahh the impressionable minds of today's youth. I have a little phrase, "Any video game where you can beat someone to death with a three foot long purple dildo is the joint best video game ever." Ok I just made that up, but I'm all buy certain that it is a statement that will prove true. As I write out this blog I have Saints Row 2 in my Xbox and my character is standing in one of my more luxurious cribs with many scantily clad digital women dancing around him. Some of them women are even in the pool. A pool in a penthouse! What isn't to want?! My tea is ready, so I guess I'm going to have to leave you short changed in terms of blog quantity. From this gangster, peace out.