Tuesday, 19 July 2011

Workaholic - Alex

Today I have to put actual effort into things. Urgh. I am currently 22 words into a biology essay about the need for pest management that I plan to whiz through and complete by lunch time. Then after what I’m certain will be an unhealthy and quick lunch I intend to clean out my car. Not only do I have wrappers sorts in certain cubby holes but some doofus (Will) got chocolate on one of my back seats, so to keep my car at the pinnacle of luxury I'll have to deal with that. Next up after the home car valet is a trip to the library to pick up some books about the development of warfare from 1845-1945. Riveting stuff. These books are for my history coursework, which is actually pretty important, so I deem it a necessary evil. Mixed in with these tasks I have to empty the spare bedroom in preparation for new carpet to be laid. With this sort of day lined up I have nothing to look forward to, nothing whatsoever.

But in stark contrast to the tedium of today tomorrow I get to go and see the new Harry Potter film, in theory that is good. But in reality I'm not too excited because I hate Harry Potter, sure I'd get on Emma Watson but the films, books and whole hysteria around the spectacled wizard do nothing for me. Why am I going if I dislike the film? Well firstly it is one of my acquaintances birthdays soon so we are going to sort of celebrate his birth anniversary. Secondly, I believe I got roped into it because of my wheels and henceforth my ability to transport other cinema goers to the pictures. So I'm being used. Great.

Dissatisfiedly yours

Alex

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