Yesterday I very nearly died through copious amounts of blood loss. You may well be aware that I went to see Harry Potter yesterday, you should know that I dislike Harry Potter, because of that I was bored. I decided to channel this boredom into fiddling with the ring pull on my can of pop, however I managed to slice the end of the pointy finger on my left hand. I can imagine you're only thinking of a paper cut size gash, well you are wrong, it was somewhere between this and this. Just a word of warning, them links probably aren't for the faint hearted. It would probably make more sense to put the warning before the links. Oh well, it's effort to change it now.
Second topic, my car is now just a touch more like Jason Statham. And by that I mean it is more rugged than it ever was, you see yesterday as I parked my car in preparation for the cinema trip a pillar jumped out at me and decided to scratch and dent my car. It's not horrific, just character adding, like a beard, or those lines men get next to their eyes when they enter middle agedom when they've been in the sun and laughed lots. Laughter lines?
Anyway I need to go and push Darlington towards the Blue Square Premier League title so I shall talk to you on Saturday, adios :)
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