Like a hermit I have been moving about for my most recent blogs, none of my last three blogs (including this masterpiece) were written on the same device or even in the same location. One has been thrashed out on my humble laptop, one on a more modern iPad and then this work of beauty is being typed out on a retro desktop style PC, seriously. I'm having my mojo blocked my best friend/acquaintance being inconsiderate and playing with a mini fan, and by that I don't mean someone who enjoys reading our blog but is also very little.
You know what else is very little?
Patrick's bmi and also Patrick's appeal to the opposite sex.
One of them is true and the other of them is true to everyone on the planet except for Patrick, he's convinced he's the more Arabic looking Casanova. Whereas I would have you know that when it comes to seducing the women we're both god awful. we both lack the swagger exhibited by Destorm in this video. He would call you mother chuckers, but I'm just not that naughty, I would like to call you ragamuffins. At this current moment in time I am unsure what ragamuffin means so to help you feel connected to me we can discover the meaning at exactly the same time.
A ragamuffin is someone, especially a child, who is dirty and has torn clothes.
In that case I take it back, I wouldn't want to offend you, I assume few of you are very dirty, only Patrick ;)
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