Today my newspaper, the Daily Mail (DON'T JUDGE ME), reported a story about a celebrity couple getting back together. I imagine it was reported elsewhere too, but I only read the mail. The couple in question is Ashley Cole, the soccer player, and Cheryl Cole, everyones favourite Geordie. Well, she's only Englands favourite, America have no idea what she is saying. All they here is lots of high pitching ooing and aahing, interspersed with many a "pet". Anyway, back to the eponymous (look it up if you're unsure) couple, they were alledgedly seen kissing last Friday at Cheryl's 28th Birthday party. After this shocking moment, Mr Cole, that is Ashley not Cheryl's dad, told his mates "I'm going to marry Cheryl again, its what we both want." To avoid a lawsuit I imagine i should include a link to the story on the Daily Mail's website. A link that can be found on the 6th word of this sentence. I imagine at least 4 of you got really indignant that I in fact put the link on the 5th word! Muahaha, get over it.
On a completely unrelated note, unless you are Dirk Gently, Alex and I have our final game of our 5-a-side season tonight. We are going to be destroyed. We will beaten more heavily than the eggs in a finely made meringue. You may be questioning why I am so certain about this. Its because we aren't very good and our opposition is second in the league. If we lose by single figures then I'll be pleased.
Also before I go, we have now done what the British Empire failed to do, maintain a fanbase on all 6 continents! Thats right, Australia joined the club. Now the sun never sets on Alex'n'Paddy readers! Not that we condone Empires and world domination in any way.
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