Turkey Leg- Paddy

Today, myself and 3 friends indulged in eating turkey legs. According to this website, turkey legs are the 7th manliest food, sandwiched between T-bone steak at number 8 and Beef jerky at number 6. The turkey leg I had was among the best foods I have ever eaten. It was large and filling and moist and tender and was ultimately a decent meal. On the negative side, it did, however, take a whopping 90 minutes to cook in my friends oven. 90 minutes is bordering on too long to wait for any food to be ready, but for the turkey leg it was worth it. Whilst we were shopping for foods, we did consider buying a duck to have instead of the turkey legs. However, a Frenchman in Asda convinced us otherwise, telling us it was hard work to cook a duck to a good standard. Also duck isn't even in the top 8 manly foods. Why would I want to eat anything not on that list? That would basically make me a woman, and I'm no woman.