Meat - Alex

As a red blooded, impulse following male I love to dig my canines into a slab of juicy meat. Rather luckily this little hobby of mine was entertained for last night as barbecue was on the menu! In terms of meat I gobbled up 2 burgers (the finest that co-op had to offer) and 6 sausages (the middle range that ASDA had to offer). The food was all very nice, however the weather was not. Upon arriving at my amigos casa the weather was just what you would want for a barbecue, sunny and warm. However after 30 minutes playing Skyrim on his bed (waiting for everyone else to turn up, naturally) the heavens opened and it rained cats and dogs. This subsided after a further 30 minutes, but it was enough to kill our idea of sitting in the sunshine. Don't you worry though reader, the obvious crisis was averted. The MEN went and cooked meat in the drizzly rain whilst the women cut bread indoors. Also, our alternative to sitting on garden chairs in the sunshine was to sit on the kitchen floor in the fluorescent light. My bottom got numb and my tummy began to hurt after a while. Firstly because I ate until my bottom nearly burst off and secondly because I laughed a lot.

There is my tale for today, speak to you in two days homie.