Golf- Paddy

I am about to embark on a golf- themed night of drinking, and I am looking forward to it. I'm sat here in a polo shirt, sweater vest, golf visor and single glove and raring to down me some alcoholic beverages. Alex a;ready briefly mention this round of Pub Golf to you on Sunday. For those of you who want to know, the full rules (as set out by my friends on Facebook) ac

We are going to 9 pubs, and will be drinking a different drink in each pub. The par score refers to the number of times a drink is lifted to the mouth, rather than the number of gulps. Whilst the drink is raised to the mouth you must drink continuously. No straws are allowed. Each player can only go to the toilet 3 times, at any time they wish to. Any further toilet breaks will be penalised by 2 strokes. Any spilling of drink will be penalised by 1 stroke. Any person throw ing up will have a 5 stroke penalty. Any person not dressed in golfing attire will be penalised 10 strokes. The loser will have to do a forfeit of of the winner's choice  Fairly intense stuff. We have chosen a route of nine local pubs, including the one I work at, so that should be an interesting experience. I am expecting many violent upheavals of alcohol from the stomachs of those involved, and a long and arduous walk home at the end.