Talent - Alex

As I lay back on my sofa watching the televisual delight that is "Leon Britton's got talent" I once again realise that I have no talent. It got me thinking, if I could have any talent what talent would I have? Now there's the obvious talents that would bring immense success, formula one racing or investment banking would be two of the more financially rewarding talents to have. But I thought "how mainstream is it just wanting talents to make money?", and as all of my friends know' I am so anti-mainstream it's killer (I'm being sarcastic too). This lead me on to think about what less money making talents I would like. Here are the talents I thought of and a reason for each... Parkour - I like to think it's pretty obvious why i'd like to be able to do parkour, it's just so ruddy snazzy! Popping your eyes out of your head - no party would ever be boring again, I'd be entertaining all night long, I might alienate a few people though. Dancing - I'm good at dancing already, that's a fact. However I would LOVE to be Chris & Wes good at dancing, they got their own telly show because they are good at dancing. I want my own telly show, although I imagine this blog will have to significantly swell in popularity before I'm in a position to get one. Comedy - I would love hundreds of clips of me doing stand up comedy to fill YouTube up. I want sell out stadium tours across the whole world. Plus, I'd be able to get my own telly show too. Finally? FIFA - ksiolajidebt has done well out of being good at playing FIFA and combining that with being good at doing stuff that makes people laugh. Sadly I am talentless, worthless sack of air wasting rubishness.