Summer, summer, summer, summer, summer, summer, summer, summer, summer, summer, summer, summer, summer, summer, summer, summer, summer, summer. What time is it? Summertime. It's our vacation! What time is it? Party time! That's right, say it loud!
What time is it? The time of our lives! Anticipation. What time is it? Summertime! School's out, scream and shout!
It isn't summertime, as much as watching high school musical videos on youtube makes me feel warmer. Right now it is cold, dark and my life is sadly dictated by college. It is for these reasons, as well as the fact that I am a raging alcoholic*, I cannot wait until summer. Right now I have the most dreamy sounding day planned out in my head, I feel like a woman for telling you about what I want.
Right, so I wake up at 6:30 in the morning after a nice restful slumber, I open my curtains to see the sun shining into my bedroom and my ears are met by gentle bird song. At this point I have a quick cup of coffee and then whack on a pair of trainers, some shorts and a t-shirt. At about 6:50 I step out into the surprisingly warm early morning sunshine and embark on a lovely run around the huge woods near my house. After working up a bit of a sweat I'd get home at about 8:00 and wash my smelly bits. My bits do have a habit of getting awfully smelly. A bacon butty (summer time isn't normally associated with hot breakfast, but bacon is associated with EVERYTHING). Breakfast and shower done by 9:00, FIFA takes me up to about 11:00. This is when me and more than one of my male friends gather in anyone's back garden (not just anyone, I reckon we'd have to know the person) and crack open a few cold beers, get some meat above some fire and let the good times roll. Obviously we would stay there until late at night. Obviously... And then I would return home to make love to Scarlett Johansson for many hours until she fell asleep in my hunky arms.
That, right now, is the most appealing thing I can thing of. And I know EXACTLY what you are thinking, one of the things I said will never, ever happen. But I beg to differ... I reckon I will wake up before 7:00 some days! You see, that's funny because you were expecting me to say that I was never, ever going to make love to Scarlett Johansson, so when I said it was actually about waking up early you were surprised to the point of laughter.
*As someone who is under 18, I count vimto and water as alcohol.
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