Here's one I made earlier - Alex

I shall pre-warn you now, this blog was written a day before it was published. If that makes me a cheat, then call me a cheat. Although before you make your cheeky assumptions, allow me to justify myself. I am not currently in a position where a blog could be written, in fact, I am hardly in a position where anything could be written. You see, if all goes well, this blog should be posted at the exact second the football match I am watching kicks off. Manchester United against Liverpool is the match in question, and it's fair to say that I was/am/will be (this time paradox has confused me) very excited. The reason I won't be able to rattle out a blog at all on Saturday is because, like all Manchester United fans, I am from the south of England. Consequently this means that I have to do lots of driving to get to the match, leaving at about 6 in the morning in fact, so all morning I will be driving. I don't think I could have hammered out a decent blog on the M6... And after the game I would only be able to blog on my phone, which would no doubt run down the battery and leave me stranded in the North with just my Mexican friend for company. I now have to go and pack, but by the time you have read this I will have unpacked at the other end of the travelling. Crazy.