Super Mario- Paddy

Alex is a Manchester United fan, and therefore everything about Manchester City is regard in an extremely negative light by him. Everything that is except 1 thing. That one thing is Mario Balotelli. He is regarded by both Alex and myself as something of a lad, both for his on and off field exploits. In no particular order he has:

• Set fire to his own house by firing rockkets from his bathroom.
• Gone clean through on goal and back-heeled the ball wide.
• Buying several thousand pounds were of luxuries when asked to buy some groceries.
• Given £1000 to a random homeless man.
• Scored a goal with his shoulder.
• Told a policeman he had £5000 on him because he "is rich".
• Thrown darts at his team mates
• Celebrated by revealing a shirt with "Why always me?" on it

This list of exploits, plus many more have secured Mario's place in both mine and Alex's hearts. Despite him being a Manchester City player.
I would apologise for writing this entirely about Balotelli but I wanted to, so there.