Its just past 1pm on a Friday afternoon and I bet you think I'm about to say I have just woken up. Well... I woke up over 3 and a half hours ago! In the morning! In fact, rather surprisingly, I have seen the morning every day so far this week! If I'm honest though, I don't see what all the fuss about the morning is. It is similar to the afternoon but less pleasant and then makes you sleepy in the afternoon. Next week I shall return to my usual ways and sleep in until roughly 4pm, like a hibernating walrus. Well not exactly like a walrus, walruses (walri?) don't hibernate. I shall therefore change my simile to "sleep in until roughly 4pm, like a hibernating bear." But what have you done to warrant your early starts thus far in the week? I hear you cry out that question and I answer with: on Monday I rose early to empty my bladder and could not return to sleep; Tuesday was a similar scenario to Monday; Wednesday I went to buy my father's Christmas present and then on to the cinema; Thursday I went shopping with my female friend Sian; and today, today I was forced up to go and play football at 10.30am. Not even a proper game, who gets up at 10.30 for a kickabout? Fools that's who. And apparently me.
OMG NEXT TIME I BLOG IT'LL BE CRIMBO/XMAS/CHRISTMAS, depending on what decade's slang you use.
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