My phone currently has 14% battery charge remaining, and I aim to finish this blog before Apple and their under performing batteries get the better of my blog and your favourite website. 13%! I shall refer back to the point I made about this being your favourite website, obviously it isn't quite as useful as websites like BBC news or YouTube but for the small amount of time you spend on the toilet/bus/naughty step Alexnpaddy fills the hole perfectly. 12%! Soon, it cannot have escaped your attention, a new year is set to begin. How does this tie in with the FACT that Alexnpaddy is my favourite site? 11%! Well you surely know the phrase (or something similar to) "New year, new me". Well on Patrick's behalf I promise that during 2012 Paddy will change his ways and entertain you*. 10%! Over the next calendar year he will write a novel, compose a song, make an amateur movie and pose for a naked photo shoot. 9%! All of these activities will be recorded, analysed and joked about on Alexnpaddy. So hold on tight for an even better year!!!!
8%!
*I'm sure he currently entertains you stupid amounts, he'll just entertain you even more.
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