Thursday, 22 December 2011

Crunch - Alex

Today two things have gone crunch, and neither of them were particularly desirable. The first thing that went crunch was something inside the doughnut I had for my breakfast. I'm sure you can imagine the horror on my face as I sunk my teeth into the jam filled, microwave heated pod of perfection only to discover a rookie mistake on the bakers hand. I was traumatised to the extent that when I had a doughnut but a minute ago I bit into it slowly, just in case.

Secondly (and more seriously) my knee did a weird crunching noise. That in its self is not too disconcerting, my knees creak all of the stinking time. The worrying part is it that it crunched whilst my knee cap decided to pop its self out and then back into where it should be. This is especially worrying because my knee has a history of going where ever it pleases. Darn tootin'.

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