I am currently watching a film starring Hugh Jackman. Its is not any of the X-Men movies nor is it his latest potentially oscar winning effort Real Steel. The Hugh Jackman film I am watching is Van Helsing. It is, in my opinion, an average film with one of my largest criticisms of it being Kate Beckinsale's slightly dubious eastern European accent. Also Hugh Jackman has stupid long girly hair and that detracts from his role as a bad-ass monster hunter. If I was a bad-ass monster hunter, I wouldn't have the hair of a 13 year old girl, I'd go for equally bad-ass hair like the hair on this man. Ok, I couldn't find any suitable hair for what I envisage would be suitable for a monster hunter. It would probably invlove lots of bits that stick up at different angles apparantly defiant of gravity. Anyhoo, I went off track, actually I never had a well formed track. I know who Hugh Jackman's Character should have been like! He should have had the charasmatic and playboyish coupled with the killer instinct and awesome look of Ezio from Assassin's Creed II. I choose AC2 over ACB or ACR (gamer type abreviations, get me) due to him being a free-er spirit and less serious and old in that one. I wish I was Ezio. I know an man who is weirldly like Ezio. He is an Italian man skilled with a rapier, who even has the scar on his top lip like Ezio. Also he only wears white robes and has no ring finger on his hand to allow his hidden blade to work. Those last two points aren't true.
That'll do blog, that'll do. (Humorous mis-quote from Babe, the film/book about a pig, to finish.)
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