I did not know about what to write this blog. I turned to a friend and reader of the blog to suggest a topic she'd like me to engage and she suggested "Whale Discrimination". This suggestion I rejected, stating that she was a "fool" for even thinking it. This prompted her to suggest obese children as a more suitable topic for the blogging. Here we go then.Fat people annoy me, fat children less so than fat adults. Also really fat people more so than ordinarily fat people. Really fat adults is where my issue lies, so I'm going to deviate from the suggestion and blog about them instead. I am aware that this is a controversial topic, and if our blog was popular people would be in uproar in the comments, saying the fatness could be "glandular" or "genetic" and that I was prejudiced for my fairly sweeping statements regarding the overweight 46% of males and 32% of females in the UK (I got those stats here, because I'm professional and source my work.) I realise that I haven't yet said why I dislike the larger people. I shall explore that in paragraph 3.
I dislike fat people because they are unpleasant to look at. Some of them look like Jabba The Hutt has grown legs and moved form Tatooine to Earth because the climate is nicer. Secondly, they walk slowly and I'm a guy in urgent need of getting places. Ok, I'm not that urgent a guy but sometimes I like to power walk.
This is getting far to rant-y a blog now. Therefore I shall stop at the end of this sentence, Good Night (or Good Morning/Afternoon if you read it tomorrow.)
Personally, I think whale discrimination was a more intriguing topic...
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