Top scorer? - Paddy

I bring you all bad news readers, or good news of you only read this to see how pathetic our lives are. The news is that me and Alex are now locked in an epic race, the result of which may shake our bromamce to it's very core. As our five aside football (soccer for you Americans) team's season draws to an end, me and Alex find ourselves in direct competition for the top scorer position, me on 12goals and Alex just behind on 10. This closeness in our scores has led to a small degree of rivalry between us and I fear that should he overtake ne in the 96 minutes of football remaining our friendship may not cope and at least one of us might have an "accident". This links me back to the bad news as with Alex dead- I mean with Alex indisposed for blogging it nay be the end of Alexnpaddy for all time. I wouldn't be too scared though, I'm not going to lose.