Someone who I look up to recently said "Ugh. People who use big words are so meretricious", now that's a direct quote from Craig Benzine. Obviously an individual with a lisp who, and this is just me inferring, is named after the Benzene ring. Something else that happened recently was I FINISHED MY EXAMS FOR THE TIME UNTIL MY NEXT EXAMS START. And I don't even have to attend college for the next week and a half, in this week and a half I plan to go full on Charlie Sheen. I'm going to snort or smoke anything that isn't nailed down (I know he passed the drugs test, it's less fun to imagine him as someone who partakes in clean living).
Within the last hour I have pushed my limits. What did I do I'm sure you'll say with great intrigue, well I had a cup of coffee after 9pm. The caffeine high hasn't hit me yet, but I'm sure that come bed time (Or as it's a Friday night you could call it ten o'clock) I'll still be fidgety and energetic. If I was a star of television I would have to tell you not to try it at home, alas I am not. I only co-occupy a small crevice in the Internet, although an ever expanding crevice, as if someone has put some of that builders foam in it.
At the moment I have a song stuck in my head, I figure that by placing this link here it will get out of my head and either into your head for eternity or will enrage you due to your personal taste in music not being aligned with mine. Well here it is, you bloody scallywags. Now for a showbiz exit line...
Thank you for taking the time to read this entry, I have been Alex Pointon and I hope you have been entertained. For now, good night.
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