Slow and steady - Alex

As a small child I was told a story about a tortoise beating a hare in a race because he was better at pacing himself.

Quick joke here - Why did the bald man get rabbits tattooed on his head?
                             Because from a distance they look like hares!

Well this little story has helped me motivate myself in the desperate times that I am going through. Today alone I have completed four biology past papers, urgh. Although as I went from one to the next my grades went up and up. I began with a U, then a cheeky E followed by a C and then to crown it off a brilliant B. B for boobies.

Slow and steady is also how Patrick has grown, I remember him when he was but a meagre fraction of my height, however now he towers over me by 0.000000000000000001322156 light years. Crafty little fella. Although he is still scrawny, his limbs do look a little bit like bread sticks with a joint in the middle and a pentadactyl attachment on the end.

And my last example of something that was slow and steady? The improvement of the form displayed by Manchester United this season! <3 Now we just have one game left where we get to be out-classed by miniature Hispanics. And between then and now I have to decide my future, it's not going to go well.