If the period over which I completed my exams were a running race, metaphorically of course, I am nearing the time where I would "dip". Now if you are unfamiliar with this not so technical term I shall elaborate, dipping is the bit that the runners do just before the finish line to ensure that they cross the line before any of their competitors and hence finish the race as highly placed as possible. I'm sure you have already noticed to similarities between this and my situation, as I am nearing the end I need to apply just the last little bit of effort and then I'm done. This is very exciting for me, this time next week without the stress of examinations I will be able to lounge about in my boxer shorts all day and play show tunes at a ridiculous volume. Just for the record my show tunes of choice include "Springtime For Hitler" and the much less comically based "You Can't Stop The Beat" from Hairspray. That's right, I actually have favorite show tunes. To stop you judging me I shall disclose some information about Patrick, sometimes late at night when he gets lonely he watches Disney films on YouTube in parts.
It's also dip time because I know there's salsa in my fridge and I fancy some Doritos. Mmmm yeah, calories.
So I'm gonna go get my munch on and then learn about seive cells, tape worms and dinosaurs. Enjoy the rest of your day home dawg.
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