Cuz I'm bare cheeky and have a few moments on my hands as well as an Internet connected computer I thought I'd give your eyes a sight they didn't expect until sometime over the weekend. Right now I am in New York City and I have been since Saturday, and here is a brief list of words that may help you imagine what New York is like;
Loud, tall and populous.
However it has some other characteristics...
Rude, busy and nice.
Patrick has been to New York before, and I'm sure that me and him have seen many of the same sights, but I shall give you a small account of some of the things I have done.
I went to the Empire States Building, they aren't too keen on people jumping of or bombing it and as a result they have airport style security and big metal fences that make photos look less good than they may have.
I went to the Statue of Liberty, it was raining and there isn't much room in her head. Technically I took an up skirt picture, but you know me ;)
I like Times Square, they give you free wi-fi. It is also pretty at night time.
And last but not least I got to go to Abercrombie and Fitch, blurgh. But on the way in there was a pretty black man standing at the door without a t-shirt on, he let me have my picture taken with him. You may see that photo at some stage, you may not, who cares?
Now I wish to go and listen to Bon Jovi, so as a last good bye I shall let you know a piece of lingo I have picked up over here.
WHAT AM I? CHOPPED LIVER?
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