Length matters - Alex

Despite what many people tell me I still believe that size matters. Unsurprisingly enough Patrick openly defends short ones, and at times he has claimed that they are in fact superior. Given that I still prefer to see a nice long one, it really can be a pleasant surprise. Of course I'm talking about blog length, and when I checked our humble blog yesterday I was underwhelmed and disappointed by what "Paddy" tried to pass as an entry. Not only did he seem to sponge off a topic that I had spent genuine minutes thinking up, but he didn't expand much on it. I feel that if blog entries could be directly compared to football teams then yesterday Pat did a Charlton, and no one wants that. I feel that my entries at least set me as a Swansea or a Nottingham Forest, still not very good, but at least better than the London based red wearing minnows. On the subject of London based football teams, I haven't got a clue what Mohammed Al Fayed was thinking erecting (lol) the statue of Michael Jackson. I KNOW I'M BREACHING THE TOPIC OF THE BLOG BUT I NEED TO FINISH THIS NOW. My bowels are calling.