Fan - fan has two definitions...
fan/fan/
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- An apparatus with rotating blades that creates a current of air for cooling or ventilation.
- A person who has a strong interest in or admiration for a particular sport, art or entertainment form, or famous person.
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I have one of each of those definitions. My fan according to definition one is in my bedroom and keeps me cool when I sleep. It also acts as "white noise" so that I get a peaceful rest. My fan according to definition is my Mum. She is my only fan and, if my imagination is anything to go by, accounts for half of the views the blog receives. She asks me for an autograph every morning and sometimes she even picks my gum out of the bin and sells it on ebay. She even loves me so much that she cooks me a hot meal basically every night, does my washing, cleans the house and uses her advanced levels of organisation and planning to help me schedule the most economical timings to spend with my plethora of sexy ladies. The last bit is what I appreciate most.
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